Yahudi dan (lemak) Babi

Aku pergi rumah Hazri. Aku tengok kole Kamal. Kole Juventus. Dzul kata lawa kole ni. Aku kata, alah ni mesti dia buat dengan tulang babi. Kami semua gelak.

Orang Melayu ada satu paranoia. Asal makanan sedap mesti ada lemak babi. Asal orang kaya, syarikat besar, sistem hebat mesti orang Yahudi atau dari Yahudi.

Maka, wujudlah kecenderungan untuk aku membuat kesimpulan. Yahudi ialah bangsa yang paling bagus, bijak dan perfek sementara babi ialah binatang yang paling berguna, serbaguna, sedap lagi lazat berkrim.

Sebagai respon/menyambut ini dan ini.

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Kota Suci Keempat

Mengadap Sultan Setambul XXI

Air pancut (sebenarnya pili, terjemahan langsung fountain) di depan perpustakaan Sultan Ahmed III.

Astaka Baghdad, dibina sebagai menyambut kemenangan menawan Baghdad dari tangan pesaing Turki Uthmaniyyah iaitu Safavid Iran. Kalau silap bangunan maknanya itu Sünnet Odası atau bilik putera-putera raja dikhatankan.

Ada orang menyebut Setambul atau Kastantiniyyah seolah-olahnya bandar suci keempat di sisi Islam selepas Makkah, Al-Madinah dan Yerushalayim (Al-Quds). Sebab kota itu disebut Nabi dalam hadithnya yang mana: sebaik-baik pemimpin dan sebaik-baik tentera ialah yang membuka Kastantiniyyah; kiamat tak akan berlaku sehingga Islam membuka semula Kastantiniyyah (au kama qal).

Padahal zaman purba dan zaman pertengahan dulu memang bandar suci Kristen Ortodoks.

Atau sebab bandar itu menyimpan tinggalan-tinggalan Nabi yang terjaga di balik tembok-tembok Topkapi. Tinggalan berupa jubah, janggut, rambut, gigi dan panji-panji Nabi di dalam bilik khas yang 24/7 diperdengarkan bacaan Quran (zaman dulu memang ada qari di situ, sekarang pakai kaset).

Ada lagi tinggalan nabi-nabi lainnya. Tongkat Nabi Musa (hmmm masih berkilat). Serban Nabi Yusuf (kainnya putih bersih). Tangan Nabi Yahya! (ini kerja-kerja orang Kristen). Mangkuk Nabi Ibrahim? (in mint condition).

Padahal di bilik hujung yang nampaknya macam dikhaskan untuk pengunjung Syiah yang menempatkan tinggalan ahli bayt seperti Sayyidah Fatimah, Sayyidina Hussain, kain bajunya nampak sudah kusam ditelan zaman.

Allahua'lam.

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Amjad yang susah senyum

Amjad yang susah senyum. Puas dah buat ciku cak atau bababababababa tu bulan! Pun Amjad tengok saja tak ada rasa. Sampai Papa kena tarik mulut kasi senyum. Sampai Tok Ayah kasi gelar Awang Don.

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Perutusan Eid

Amermeftah dan krew Petaijeruk mengucapkan Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri kepada seluruh umat Islam. Mudah-mudahan Gusti Allah menerima segala puasa kita, solat kita dan qiyam kita. Njalok ngapuro seng akeh-akeh.

Juga mengambil kesempatam mengucapkan tahniah kepada adik-adik yang bakal dan telah bernikah. Moga-moga diberkahi. Doakan kanda kalian yang tua ini agar lekas-lekas.

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Laksa Johor

Oh, rupanya laksa Johor pun makan pakai tangan jugek.

Air tangan Wawan, islam eedak.

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Lalok

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