Saturday, December 19, 2015

Yahudi dan (lemak) Babi



Aku pergi rumah Hazri. Aku tengok kole Kamal. Kole Juventus. Dzul kata lawa kole ni. Aku kata, alah ni mesti dia buat dengan tulang babi. Kami semua gelak.
Orang Melayu ada satu paranoia. Asal makanan sedap mesti ada lemak babi. Asal orang kaya, syarikat besar, sistem hebat mesti orang Yahudi atau dari Yahudi.
Maka, wujudlah kecenderungan untuk aku membuat kesimpulan. Yahudi ialah bangsa yang paling bagus, bijak dan perfek sementara babi ialah binatang yang paling berguna, serbaguna, sedap lagi lazat berkrim.

Sebagai respon/menyambut ini dan ini.

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Kota Suci Keempat

Mengadap Sultan Setambul XXI

Air pancut (sebenarnya pili, terjemahan langsung fountain) di depan perpustakaan Sultan Ahmed III.

Astaka Baghdad, dibina sebagai menyambut kemenangan menawan Baghdad dari tangan pesaing Turki Uthmaniyyah iaitu Safavid Iran. Kalau silap bangunan maknanya itu Sünnet Odası atau bilik putera-putera raja dikhatankan.

Ada orang menyebut Setambul atau Kastantiniyyah seolah-olahnya bandar suci keempat di sisi Islam selepas Makkah, Al-Madinah dan Yerushalayim (Al-Quds). Sebab kota itu disebut Nabi dalam hadithnya yang mana: sebaik-baik pemimpin dan sebaik-baik tentera ialah yang membuka Kastantiniyyah; kiamat tak akan berlaku sehingga Islam membuka semula Kastantiniyyah (au kama qal).

Padahal zaman purba dan zaman pertengahan dulu memang bandar suci Kristen Ortodoks.

Atau sebab bandar itu menyimpan tinggalan-tinggalan Nabi yang terjaga di balik tembok-tembok Topkapi. Tinggalan berupa jubah, janggut, rambut, gigi dan panji-panji Nabi di dalam bilik khas yang 24/7 diperdengarkan bacaan Quran (zaman dulu memang ada qari di situ, sekarang pakai kaset).

Ada lagi tinggalan nabi-nabi lainnya. Tongkat Nabi Musa (hmmm masih berkilat). Serban Nabi Yusuf (kainnya putih bersih). Tangan Nabi Yahya! (ini kerja-kerja orang Kristen). Mangkuk Nabi Ibrahim? (in mint condition).

Padahal di bilik hujung yang nampaknya macam dikhaskan untuk pengunjung Syiah yang menempatkan tinggalan ahli bayt seperti Sayyidah Fatimah, Sayyidina Hussain, kain bajunya nampak sudah kusam ditelan zaman.

Allahua'lam.

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Amjad yang susah senyum


Amjad yang susah senyum. Puas dah buat ciku cak atau bababababababa tu bulan! Pun Amjad tengok saja tak ada rasa. Sampai Papa kena tarik mulut kasi senyum. Sampai Tok Ayah kasi gelar Awang Don.

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

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Features JR Products 288-86-A-TN-A Tan Floor Register


JR Products Plastic Register
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JR Products Plastic Register. Meets and exceeds H.U.D. and R.V.I.A. specifications. Made of molded thermoplastic; will not rust. Corners are rounded so there are no sharp edges. Easy to install, easy to open and close. The color is solid throughout the register, so it cannot scratch or peel away. Cutout dimensions: 9-7/8 inch W x 2-1/4 inch H; outside dimensions: 11-7/8 inch W x 4-1/4 inch H. Undampered register, Tan.


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Monday, December 14, 2015

Perutusan Eid

Amermeftah dan krew Petaijeruk mengucapkan Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri kepada seluruh umat Islam. Mudah-mudahan Gusti Allah menerima segala puasa kita, solat kita dan qiyam kita. Njalok ngapuro seng akeh-akeh.

Juga mengambil kesempatam mengucapkan tahniah kepada adik-adik yang bakal dan telah bernikah. Moga-moga diberkahi. Doakan kanda kalian yang tua ini agar lekas-lekas.

Saturday, December 12, 2015

Laksa Johor




Oh, rupanya laksa Johor pun makan pakai tangan jugek.

Air tangan Wawan, islam eedak.



Lalok

Thursday, December 10, 2015

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Wednesday, December 9, 2015

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Monday, December 7, 2015

Dereem Bark

Oh! Tengoklah muka masing-masing. Muhammad dengan Izwan dah jadi Super Saiya.

Mulut Faiz muncung dan Suib dah bersedia untuk muntah. Naik Spin Top, organ-organ semua turun ke buntut.

Naik Enterprise, pelik kenapa yang bernombor 13 dikosongkan. Superstitious?

Izwan kata tak apa, biar dia naik.

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Sunday, December 6, 2015

Teater Delphi

I.K Tan menjadi model.


Teater atau stadium ialah monumen Graeco-Roman yang paling bosan. Kali pertama tengok ialah masrah rumawy di Iskandariah. Waktu itu masih teruja, sekarang dah jemu.

Orang Yunani purba mendekatkan diri (taqarrub) kepada dewa-dewi antaranya dengan mengadakan pertewasan-pertewasan sukan. Ada tiga lagi sukan yang utama selain Olimpik yang paling berprestij. Antara hadiah yang ditawarkan untuk setiap sukan-sukan itu ialah kalungan daun zaitun liar, kalungan daun saderi liar, kalungan daun pain dan kalungan daun rempah (kayu manis? cekur manis?)

Pada awalnya Sukan Pythia yang dipertandingkan untuk dewa Apollo hanyalah mengandung peraduan puisi dan muzik. Kemudian baharulah ditambah acara-acara sukan seperti gusti, tinju, lumba lari, lumba rata atau pedati, lompat jauh, rejam lembing dan lempar cakera.

Gambar yang masyhur yang menjadi ikon kepada Delphi ialah yang diambil dari sudut atas teater ini dan nampak semua pemandangan lain dari situ. Tapi ada satu lagi ikon Delphi yang tak nampak di situ. Di mana?

Anarki di Athina XXIII

Saturday, December 5, 2015

Maidah Rahman tak ada tahun ni mungkin sebab merajuk dengan kita yang banyak kutuk dia asyik jamu kibdah

Thursday, December 3, 2015

Takbir


Allahuakbar! Allahuakbar! Allahuakbar! Allahuakbar!
Mamat bertakbir empat kali,
sembahyang jenazah untuk Umno.

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

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Descriptions Progressive Dynamics (PD9260CV) 60 Amp Power Converter with Charge Wizard


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Tuesday, December 1, 2015

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